Anying Guo

2024

• On the Broken Sanctity of Year End Round-ups (Dec. 20)
• A Ranking of Emily Henry Sex Scenes (Sep. 20)
• The Reassuring Tedium of an Emily Henry Book (Sep. 6)
• A Brief Ode to Jennifer Lopez (Aug. 23)
• Free Parking (Aug. 16 round-up)
• Olympics Horniest Moments Ranking (Aug. 9)
• Going Home Is Depressing (Aug. 2)
• The Sobering Reality of Brat Summer (Jul. 26)
• I Paid To Watch Anyone But You, So Here Are My Thoughts (Mar. 29)
• The Poorest Thing (me… you… the audience) (Mar. 18)
• I’m Not Sure I Can Ever Stop Spending (Feb. 23)
• Brittany Howard Makes The Worst Feel Better (Feb. 16)
• Traylor, Bennifer, and Kimye, Oh My! (Feb. 9)
• What Happens When Your Favorite Normie Relationship Ends (Jan. 26)
• The Sincerity of a First Time Winner (Jan. 19)
• The Elasticity of Platonic Love (Jan. 13)
• When Will Horniness Strike in 2024? (Jan. 5)

2023

• Horned Up Holiday Tunes, Vol. 1 (Dec. 22)
• Pop Stars Love Money, Stop Defending Them (Dec. 8)
• Emerald Fennell’s Cock-eyed View of Desire (Dec. 1)
• I Don’t Think Megan Fox Needs Our Apologies (Nov. 24)
• Love Island Games is a Delight (Nov. 3)
• Naked Attraction Bares More Than All of It (Oct. 27)
• A Closer Look at Closer (2004) (Oct. 20)
• Maybe It’s Time to End Love is Blind? (Oct. 7)
• When Your Favorite Ship Goes Mainstream (Sep. 29)
• Here’s What I Learned from My Sex and the City Rewatch (Sep. 22)
• Now That’s What I Call Guts (Sep. 15)
• Bottoms Up (Sep. 8)
• Welcome Post (Sep. 1)