Updated archive of my Substack, Horniness Kills.
2024
- On the Broken Sanctity of Year End Round-ups (Dec. 20)
- A Ranking of Emily Henry Sex Scenes (Sep. 20)
- The Reassuring Tedium of an Emily Henry Book (Sep. 6)
- A Brief Ode to Jennifer Lopez (Aug. 23)
- Free Parking (Aug. 16 round-up)
- Olympics Horniest Moments Ranking (Aug. 9)
- Going Home Is Depressing (Aug. 2)
- The Sobering Reality of Brat Summer (Jul. 26)
- I Paid To Watch Anyone But You, So Here Are My Thoughts (Mar. 29)
- The Poorest Thing (me… you… the audience) (Mar. 18)
- I’m Not Sure I Can Ever Stop Spending (Feb. 23)
- Brittany Howard Makes The Worst Feel Better (Feb. 16)
- Traylor, Bennifer, and Kimye, Oh My! (Feb. 9)
- What Happens When Your Favorite Normie Relationship Ends (Jan. 26)
- The Sincerity of a First Time Winner (Jan. 19)
- The Elasticity of Platonic Love (Jan. 13)
- When Will Horniness Strike in 2024? (Jan. 5)
2023
- Horned Up Holiday Tunes, Vol. 1 (Dec. 22)
- Pop Stars Love Money, Stop Defending Them (Dec. 8)
- Emerald Fennell’s Cock-eyed View of Desire (Dec. 1)
- I Don’t Think Megan Fox Needs Our Apologies (Nov. 24)
- Love Island Games is a Delight (Nov. 3)
- Naked Attraction Bares More Than All of It (Oct. 27)
- A Closer Look at Closer (2004) (Oct. 20)
- Maybe It’s Time to End Love is Blind? (Oct. 7)
- When Your Favorite Ship Goes Mainstream (Sep. 29)
- Here’s What I Learned from My Sex and the City Rewatch (Sep. 22)
- Now That’s What I Call Guts (Sep. 15)
- Bottoms Up (Sep. 8)
- Welcome Post (Sep. 1)
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